www.darksites.com/evilplan.php/
Stumbled upon this site. LMAO.
Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a town mascot. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, amazed by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a robotic exoskeleton?
Stage Two
Next, you must sabotoge the internet. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your opening of the seven seals, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
